Pint of mild and a bag of scratchings

Starting to catch up with blog posts now that several guest-bloggers have helped me out for a few weeks, bless their little cotton socks. They’re listed somewhere over on the right, and you should give them your approbation. Go on, approbe them. Approbe them hard.

01lilac_dreamer-Two of my favorite things. G and the Arden ArmsSo, who was first down the pub? Quickest off the mark was @lilac_dreamer, who tells us that her pic shows “Two of my favourite things. “G” and the Arden Arms”. Now I’m sure that the Arden Arms must be very lovely, but you must admit in the pic it looks a bit like the back of a public lav. One thing IS lovely though, and that is the mysterious “G”, with his mischievous smirk.

02dbrereton-Alpine Beer Garden, the French don't do pubs, but they do do mountain bars

 

Closely following @lilac_dreamer (and who wouldn’t want to do that?) was @dbrereton, who shows us an Alpine Beer Garden in a pic which you should definitely click to see the large version. “The French don’t do pubs, but they do do mountain bars” he says. Heh heh heh – you said doo-doo!

 

02dbrereton-I X-RAYED the Masons Arms, Strawberry Bank, and found Guinness from Ghana deep inside02dbrereton-Right, beat the rush this is 'Born and Bred'  Sunday night period fodder about village Dr, James Bowlam, Richard Wilson. Assheton Arms DownhamBut wait – @dbrereton is made of stern stuff, for he cocks his snook at my doo-doo comment, and returns with two more pics. On the left is proof that he X-RAYED the Masons Arms, Strawberry Bank, and found Guinness from Ghana deep inside. On the right is… well, I’ll let himself talk again: “Right, beat the rush this is ‘Born and Bred’  Sunday night period fodder about a village doctor starring James Bolam, and Richard Wilson”. Tis in fact the Assheton Arms in Downham, in the lovely Ribble Valley.

 

03mrsashboroscat-My favourite…well…thingy (tech term)…from my favourite pub. The best bit of Nottingham in the pit n pendulum gothrock pub. It has reproduction torture devices on the walls and it's all dungeon-y 03mrsashboroscat-Went to a pub last night that looked a little rough on the outside…then we saw the inside Here’s @mrsashboroscat now – “My favourite…well…thingy (tech term)…from my favourite pub. The best bit of Nottingham in the Pit n Pendulum gothrock pub. It has reproduction torture devices on the walls and it’s all dungeon-y”. Just what *every* pub should have, a dungeony atmos. But she’s not finished – “Went to a pub last night that looked a little rough on the outside…then we saw the inside”. Oh no! Posters! AAAAAAAAAGH!

 

04womble61-Artwork by @silvergirl56 's brother George

 

Now this, on your right, really is a work of art. I’ve amped the size up a bit so you can properly appreciate the feeling in this picture, but you can still see the full sized pic by clicking on it of course. It’s by @silvergirl56 ‘s brother George, and was submitted by my old friend @womble61. Love it.

05johnrands_tmtl-me channeling Bernard Black on the last day of UK indoor smoking. Dewdrop in Peacehaven is old fashioned.Still closes on Sunday, not redecorated since you needed a ration book&all pics monochromeMoody @johnrands_tmtl pic of himself “channelling Bernard Black on the last day of UK indoor smoking. Dewdrop in Peacehaven is old fashioned.Still closes on Sunday, not redecorated since you needed a ration book & all pics are monochrome”. Seems odd that it’s down South somehow.

 

06missmandymoo78-a memory from my holiday snaps, one of the many reasons why I love Cornwall06missmandymoo78-A pub on a beach in the UK Well I never

Two shots here from @missmandymoo78. Firstly a memory from her holiday snaps, and one of the many reasons why she loves Cornwall. Not sure about the tacky placcy snake myself. I’m a stick-in-the-mudder who enjoys a little more tradition. Her second pic is “A pub on a beach in the UK! Well I never”. Looks a bit chilly, actually.

07exnavygirl-I 'borrowed' this glass from a pub many years ago Just rubbed arnica cream into Moria's head after she picked a fight with the bathroom. She has also just taken pic

 

 

I love listening to @exnavygirl – “I ‘borrowed’ this glass from a pub many years ago. Just rubbed arnica cream into Moria’s head after she picked a fight with the bathroom. She has also just taken pic”. Proper detail there; just what I like. Also – thief! You glass thief! You lovely, unique, fascinating glass thief!

08acumbrianvet-By The Nine Divines, it's #SUNDAYPICS time again and so here is my submission. The finest inn in all of bruma

 

Ah, here’s @acumbrianvet now – is that arnica cream I smell? “By The Nine Divines, it’s #SUNDAYPICS time again and so here is my submission. The finest inn in all of Bruma”. Ah Oblivion; one of the best games ever. Personally, as a Nord, Bruma was one of my favourite places to go.

 

09ericafairs-Through door & upstairs at the pub, one of 2 Folk Clubs in the village09ericafairs-One of our 2 village pubs. Gone bonkers with the window boxes“One of our two village pubs” reports @ericafairs, “Gone bonkers with the window boxes.Through the door & upstairs at the pub, one of two Folk Clubs in the village” *puts finger in ear and sings* “On the 14th of May at the dawn of the day….”

10mizzlizwhizz-Didn't go in. No one to go with (dog doesn't count) but the flowers were v pretty10mizzlizwhizz-2Didn't go in. No one to go with (dog doesn't count) but the flowers were v prettyHere’s another dual entry (no don’t. Stop it) – these lovely pics are from @mizzlizwhizz, who says she “Didn’t go in. No one to go with (dog doesn’t count) but the flowers were v pretty”. Being on my own never stopped me going into a pub, but then I’m not a gorgeous woman.

 

11girlthing63-Pub directions

 

Now this one’s a bit odd from @girlthing63 – highly confusing pub directions on what appears to be a big metal sign. Why would you… OH! It’s the Tan Hill Inn on the Pennine Way, and a bit famous. I get it now – good pic. Click here if you have no idea what I’m talking about.

 

12IainLJ-Went for a few drinks with some friends last night, and we had to sample some of these jagerbombsHere’s young master @IainLJ now – “Went for a few drinks with some friends last night, and we had to sample some of these Jägerbombs”. Now, I didn’t look closely enough at Iain’s pic at first, and failed to see the shot glass inside, but there it is, see? I was suffering from Jägerbomb Ignorance. If you too suffer from some of the issues covered in this paragraph, possibly by being an old fart such as I, you can find out more by clicking here.

 

13sjnewton-Two of my favourite London Pubs Black FriarAnother “double diamond” of photos now (see what I did there?) as @sjnewton shows us two of his favourite London Pubs. 13sjnewton-Two of my favourite London Pubs Crosse KeysOn the left is The Black Friar, While on your right you will see The Crosse Keys. It being thirty years since I lived in The Smoke, I have no idea in which part of London you can find these delightful establishments.

 

 

14greythorne-The Picture House, Stafford. Nice to see Wetherspoons doing a sympathetic conversion14greythorne-first, the Black Boy Inn in Caernarfon Recommended for beer and rooms.Here’s @greythorne – “first, the Black Boy Inn in Caernarfon. Recommended for beer and rooms” – aha, two of my favourite things. Her next pic looks like it was taken while lying on the floor, presumably drunk. “The Picture House, Stafford. Nice to see Weatherspoons doing a sympathetic conversion”. Oh, I see. OK then.

15superblouse-There's an old Welsh law that states that every pub must have artwork containing at least one miner“There’s an old Welsh law” our teacher @superblouse informs us “that states that every pub must have artwork containing at least one miner”. Yes, Miss. Want an apple?

16cymraescoch-A sort of home grown shed in my dad's garden type of pub

 

We’ll stay in the bonny land of Wales with @cymraescoch, who shows us a real man’s shed. In fact “A sort of home grown shed-in-my-dad’s-garden type of pub”. Peint o gwrw a bag o scratchings cysylltwch.

17hallmork-first pub on the Wombats #SUNDAYPICS pub crawl

 

 

Ms. Irene @hallmork said of this pic that it was the “first pub on the Wombats #SUNDAYPICS pub crawl”, yet I saw no others through the day. Must have been a REALLY good pub! Also, nice dog.

 

 

 

19b_wildered-Taken just before World Cup when hopes were high19b_wildered-Cherry Tree in Kettering. Next door to the superb Red Rose curry houseTwo from @b_wildered now, “The Cherry Tree in Kettering, next door to the superb Red Rose curry house” – @little_mavis knows Kettering well. She’s probably been drunk there. The second pic was “Taken just before World Cup when hopes were high” Ah memories.

20bottyb-My first is The Adam and Eve pub, which I believe is Norwich's oldest dating from 124920bottyb-My second is of the landlady's cat in the Mustard Pot. Love pubs that have critters.

 

@bottyb’s here, everybody! “My first is The Adam and Eve pub, which I believe is Norwich’s oldest dating from 1249”. Blimey, that’s nearly one o’clock. But there’s no shutting this woman up – “My second is of the landlady’s cat in the Mustard Pot. Love pubs that have critters”.

21johnrisby-The old Weatherspoons in Longsight (former Edwin Chadwick), now an Indian restaurant. Film scan, 2002.

 

 

The old Weatherspoons in Longsight (former Edwin Chadwick), now an Indian restaurant, from @johnrisby. Film scan, 2002, apparently. Worth looking at the big picture with this one.

22markbigsw-off the booze at the moment so will this do

 

23scyrene-I spend much of my social life in the pub nowadays. Here's a shot from a few months agoGet your sympathy sounds all ready for @markbigsw (left), who is “off the booze at the moment” and asks “will this do?”. Poor soul. All together – “Awwwwwwwww ha ha ha ha!”

The other side of the coin (and the page) is represented by @scyrene who smugly announces “I spend much of my social life in the pub nowadays. Here’s a shot from a few months ago” – that looks particularly refreshing on a warm sunny day like today. Like that beer at the end of “Ice Cold in Alex” that John Mills fingers.

“Beer, sunshine, spit-roast lamb, Morris men, THAT’S a pub!” Thus spake @oldmotherriley, and who would gainsay that, with the possible exception of the driver of that white van trying to get past. Speaking as an ex-Morris Man myself (and that’s a whole other story), I say let White Van Man sit there and fume, for I am busy singing…24oldmotherriley-Beer, sunshine, spit-roast lamb, Morris men, THAT'S a pub
“Some like a girl who is pretty in the face
and some like a girl who is slender in the waist
But give me a girl who will wriggle and will twist
At the bottom of the belly lies the cuckoo’s nest”

 

25rosamundi-view of the Angel at Henley

 

 

Over on your right now is a GORGEOUS view of Henley, and standing proud in the centre is The Angel pub. You can thank @rosamundi for this evocative photograph of Englishness.

 

26och23-we went for Sunday lunch at the Boars in Spooner Row. Food was fab

Now who’s this, stuffing their faces? Why tis the most becoming family of @och23, who reports “We went for Sunday lunch at the Boars in Spooner Row. Food was fab”. Now, I’ve zoomed in on the big version of this pic, and I can tell you that fish, chips and peas was £14. FOURTEEN QUID!!! Sweet Baby G! I therefore conclude that @och23 must be right rich or our local pub is really cheap.

 

27lilianlouvaine-Post-work grub at a pub just up the roadCo-incidentally, here is some fish, chips and peas – “Post-work grub at a pub just up the road” for @lilianlouvaine. That batter looks crispy, but why have the plonked the fish on top of the chips? How are you supposed to drench them with salt and vinegar with the fish in the way? Perhaps the landlord can’t afford decent-sized plates.

28scullyscully-2This is Toyah's Bar - the pub in our cellar28scullyscully-This is Toyah's Bar - the pub in our cellar

 

 

 

These two photos (left) are of “Toyah’s Bar – the pub in our cellar”. Yes, you heard. @scullyscully has a pub in her cellar. She truly IS the perfect woman.

 

29hollylightly-2A cute pub I found while working in Torquay, very pretty inside and out29hollylightly-A cute pub I found while working in Torquay, very pretty inside and outAnd this pair of pics on the right is of the pub in @hollylightly’s cellar…. oh. Sorry. Wishful thinking there. This is “A cute pub I found while working in Torquay, very pretty inside and out”. Just like you, ducky.

30nyncompoop-My favourite pub in whitstable. I think it's the name

 

 

 

I think we can all see why this is @nyncompoop’s “favourite pub in Whitstable. I think it’s the name”. Of course it’s the name. Very seafaring, and we all know of Levenshulme’s historical connections with the sea and those who go down to it in boats. 30nyncompoop-And here is a handful of the levy tweeters in the pubSpeaking of Levy, the photograph to the right of The Smack is of “a handful of the Levy tweeters in the pub”. Let’s just check what’s on the table – beer, crisps and fags. Yeah, that sounds like Levy.

31germgirl-The Haven House in Mudeford, Dorset. I love this place

 

 

Over to the left now with your steely gaze, and you’ll espy what to me looks like a deliciously spooky place. Tis “The Haven House in Mudeford, Dorset. I love this place” continues the similarly deliciously spooky @germgirl.

 

32vanishedhippo-You can't beat a good bar in a good #pub32vanishedhippo-2You can't beat a good bar in a good #pubThat @vanishedhippo presents us with another double-whammy of pics now. Sadly, I can’t think of an amusingly original way to present them after so many pairs already, so I’ll just pile them up on the left there. @vanishedhippo himself tells us that “You can’t beat a good bar in a good pub”. The pub sign seems to indicate that the pub is called The Three What-the-fuck-are-they, and I can’t tell you how much fish and chips is there, cos the blackboard on the right is the wine list.

 

33pixki-all loo's need good wall paper in #pubs well you have to wait sometimes Aaaaaargh! Whatisit whatisit? It was sent by @pixki, who luckily is full of information. “All loos need good wall paper in pubs, since you have to wait sometimes”. a) men never wait – we’ll widdle up the wall if we have to, and b) who could do a wee being watched by Dolly Parton? Oh alright, alright – except for the large number of my followers known as Team Perv, who could do a wee watched by Dolly Parton? 33pixki-if only all pubs had views like this ... Inn on the Lake - Ullswater strictly not a pub but meh@pixki hasn’t finished with us, thankfully, and redeems herself with a lovely picture of which she says “If only all pubs had views like this … the Inn on the Lake – Ullswater. Strictly not a pub but meh” It’s a peaceful photo. How many of you want to sneak up behind and shout “BOO!”? Yes, me an’all.

34rasskell-after at least 12hrs in the #pub you too could look as handsome as me

 

 

 

This sober looking chap is @rasskell, who says “After at least 12hrs in the pub you too could look as handsome as me”. That’s the way to do it!

 

 

35kirtle-No pubs round here to go to, so I made a trifle insteaNEXT! Come in, come in,  sit down. Now, what can I do for you?
”Well, Dr. Wombat, I can never manage to post a picture that actually matches the #SUNDAYPICS theme”
Hmm, I see. This week’s theme – it was ‘Pubs’, yes?
”It was, Doctor, yes”
And what did you post a picture of?
”Trifle, Doctor. I posted trifle”
Hmmm, I see. Well then, just slip off ALL your clothes so that I can examine you…. that’s the way… *looks in ears*
Can you tell what’s wrong?
Yes, Ms @kirtle, you see there are no pubs round where you live, so you are a trifle obsessed.

36flossietp-Somehow, this seems the epitome of a northern pub. And the name is of course irrelevant

 

 

By the pointy penis of Lucifer, I adore this pic. My beloved @flossietp sums it up – “Somehow, this seems the epitome of a northern pub. And the name is of course irrelevant”. Sod it, I’m going to make it BIG. [insert your own joke here]

 

 

 

 

37davidtims-The Nutshell pub in Bury St Edmunds. It claims to be the smallest pub in BritainAnd following a BIG pub, here’s a small one. The smallest, in fact, according to @davidtims – “The Nutshell pub in Bury St Edmunds. It claims to be the smallest pub in Britain”. Are there actually any seats inside? Or even a bar? We need to be told these things.

38mallrat_uk-currently in the 'Little Mesters' pub

 

That @mallrat_uk posted a pic of the pub she was in – the ‘Little Mesters’ pub. Looks OK. The most interesting thing in the photo though is the bloke with the Mohican and the chav tattoo. I’ll hazard a guess that his name is Cyril.

39lindacoggs-almost exactly 1 yr ago Nairn Highland Games drinks tent

 

 

 

Look! It’s @lindacoggs being punched by a baby! “Almost exactly 1 year ago in the Nairn Highland Games drinks tent”. Get that baby a Laphroaig!

40snowgirl1972-a Benny & hot & the hotel bar from this weekend. A tasty local speciality, Benedictine40snowgirl1972-And a shot of the 'pub' itselThis, apparently, is “a Benny & hot & the hotel bar from this weekend”. Does that make any sense to anyone? @snowgirl1972 continues “A tasty local speciality, Benedictine” and all is explained. She also sent us a shot of the ‘pub’ itself. Is that @thorn_waite buying a drink, or maybe a bag of scratchings?42thorn_waite-Last night's pub (ceiling)

 

 

Ah no, cos here he is, lying on his back, taking pictures of the ceiling – “Last night’s pub (ceiling)”. See?

 

41matt_cochr-This was taken during a recording session (Quiet pub sound effects)

 

 

@matt_cochr shows us a dark place. “This was taken during a recording session (Quiet pub sound effects)” he says. You do have a fascinating job, sir.

 

43hastillonlyme-seems a lot of Pompey Pubs look the same 43hastillonlyme-2seems a lot of Pompey Pubs look the same The Talbot and The Fawcett Inn (or the “To Let”), about which @hastillonlyme observes “seems a lot of Pompey Pubs look the same”

 

44justinecaul-hildren's TV is shocked by news the Tombliboos have gone solo with a new project In The Pub Garden

 

@justinecaul here, impersonating Derek Jacobi and saying “children’s TV is shocked by news that the Tombliboos have gone solo with a new project In The Pub Garden”, Actually, that just made me snigger.

 

45lauriepinkAha, I know these people! They are deeply in love and fascinated by each other, as you can clearly see. Modern love, courtesy of @lauriepink, who has photographed @ed_moose and @puddled_pudding.

46binarydad-This is my favourite. Despite being derelict. Great character@binarydad now – “This is my favourite. Despite being derelict. Great character”. No, he’s not describing himself, but the pub. See what I did there?

 

47fraggle_red23-this was from a few weeks ago when our local had a beer festival

 

 

And to your right, @fraggle_red23 shows us, well, I’ll let her speak – “this was from a few weeks ago when our local had a beer festival”. Beer Festival! Win!

48jamerz3294-My fave pub of all time. Me and Brit BFF @womabt37 in Manchester, behind pub, in front of graves =)

 

Oh look – it’s a picture of me! You jammy gits. My American chum @jamerz3294 says this was “My fave pub of all time. Me and Brit BFF @wombat37 in Manchester, behind pub, in front of graves”. Not sure about being a BFF mind. I hope it’s something nice, and doesn’t stand for Big Fecking Fartbreath.

 

Oh a threesome! I’ve not had one of those for ages. Shall I be brazen and spread it across the page? You bet I will!49starlitwolf-2diff Pubs, 3 diff days 49starlitwolf-3diff Pubs, 3 diff days 49starlitwolf-diff Pubs, 3 diff days

It’s from @starlitwolf – “two different Pubs, 3 different days”. Muddy boots welcome too. The pic on the left is the Ladies loo, apparently. Posh.

 

50jaxbourne-being served at the longest Champagne bar in Europe! Next mission in life ....the longest in the worldWho’s this wazzock dressed like a Parker fan at a Thunderbirds convention? Not @jaxbourne: she’s this side of the camera. “Being served at the longest Champagne bar in Europe! Next mission in life ….the longest in the world”. Does the length of the bar affect the taste of the booze, I wonder?

52little_mavis-Almost forgot #sundaypics From my canal holiday (pre-Wombat) whole thing planned around pubs (occasionally thwarted) Im the short one in the middle

 

 

 

Tis my beloved! @little_mavis says “Almost forgot #sundaypics. From my canal holiday (pre-Wombat) whole thing planned around pubs (occasionally thwarted). I’m the short one in the middle”. I see the pub was closed :¬(

51sarahpez-A bit late but I've actually been to the pub

51sarahpez-This was the other one I meant to post b

 

This is an odd pub from @sarahpez, who says “A bit late but I’ve actually been to the pub”. No really? Fascinating collection of banistery stuff there. How was the ale?

 

53sarahtregear-this is me and @EnglishKirsty and the wife at the pub today in sunny rural Co.Waterford

 

 

Here’s a gorgeous photo from @sarahtregear – “this is me and @EnglishKirsty and the wife at the pub today in sunny rural Co.Waterford”. Happy smiles from happy people – I love it. There’s a photo from the same day that @englishkirsty posted, which I’ll save till the end for reasons of… well, you’ll see. Actually, I think I’ll keep @waywardlou#s till the end too. In the meantime, I challenge you to pronounce the name of that pub.

56cha0tic-Oops Nearly forgot my #sundaypics

 

Bit of an impressive arty pic from @cha0tic, who says “Oops. Nearly forgot my #sundaypics”. Wouldn’t mind a poster of this on my wall. Which reminds me, I ought to complete the “Buy Prints” tab of this blog so that you can, if you like, buy prints (as long as the owner of the pic agrees you can).

57tinaconroy-Here's something for #sundaypics; from The Anchor pub in Newcastle, Northern Ireland when we went in June

 

 

On with the motley – @tinaconroy has posted a poem; “Here’s something for #sundaypics; from The Anchor pub in Newcastle, Northern Ireland, when we went in June”. I like the way it tells you where the poem ends.

98wombat37-seven wells in derby98wombat37

 

Here’s my two – the Seven Wells in Derby, and Sinclairs in the middle of Manchester. Two very nice, but different pubs.

 

 

 

I’ve enjoyed this blog a lot, in particular my final two photographs, for they involve SNOGGING. The first is from @waywardlou, who says “I don’t have many pics with obvious bits of pubs in it. But here’s a picture of me in a bar”. The second is courtesy of @englishkirsty who reports simply “me @sarahtregear & her wife outside An Cruiscin Lan Pub”. In the words of Victor Hugo –

“How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said”.

54englishkirsty-me @sarahtregear & her wife outside An Cruiscin Lan Pub55waywardlou-I don't have many pics with obvious bits of pubs in it. But here's a picture of me in a bar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m just going for a lie down….

About wombat37

A Yorkshireman in the green hills of Lancashire, UK Not a real wombat, obviously, or typing would become an issue. I do have short legs and a hairy nose, however. Oh, & a distinctive smell.

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