Sten and Stinky to the rescue

So, Dragon Age is SO full of delights. Here’s one of them:Screenshot20111005020201859My mage, Flax, has been captured and is being held prisoner in the Naked Dungeon of Nakedness in Fort Drakon. Oh no, poor Flax! Note louche fellow prisoner at the back trying to impress her with his coolth.

Screenshot20111005021438515Who will rescue her? Why, Qunari giant Sten and his good buddy Stinky the wonderwolf of course. All they have to do is to bluff their way into the fort:



“What’s your business in Fort Drakon” – Let Stinky… bluff?


“Stinky collapses”


“What’s wrong with him?” – Leave this to Stinky.


“He whimpers pitifully”


“All right. All right. Take him into the side room there. I’ll go get the captain to let you through. Just…. hang in there, OK?”


“This is pointless. We should simply go in fighting”
Stinky whines.


“And now I’m talking to an animal. I’ve been in this country too long”


“All right, what’s this about?” – Leave this to Stinky.


“Happy barking”


“Is that a pure bred mabari?”


“Very well, take him through. And tell Neville I want a word with him when you get there”

Good dog, Stinky! If you let Sten try to handle it, of course, things go a little differently…Screenshot20111005180453593



About wombat37

A Yorkshireman in the green hills of Lancashire, UK Not a real wombat, obviously, or typing would become an issue. I do have short legs and a hairy nose, however. Oh, & a distinctive smell.

Posted on October 5, 2011, in Cat, Dragon Age, Game. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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