HO HO HO! I’ve started DMing addresses, so you should hear shortly (if you haven’t already) who you are being a Twitter Santa for – your twantee if you like weird, made-up Twitterised words. You may or may not want to stalk them for a while to find out what they are like – you know, read their bio, check their recent tweets; not real stalking please.
Buy them a fun gift (I recommend no more than £5 just to exercise the imagination and the funny bone, although again that is entirely up to you). Send the gift (anonymously if you like) in plenty of time for Christmas. Write #TWANTA on the envelope so they know what it is.
If you have any questions, ask me via @twanta2011 – and do read that italicky bit below.
When you receive your own pressie from your own “Twanta”, take a photograph or a movie of it that you can tweet for the Christmas #SUNDAYPICS Special (which may well be Christmas Day actually, since that’s a Sunday this year).