Wombat’s DVC Rule for Charity Shops
Put simply, this rule states that in every charity shop in every town in Britain, there is a copy of Dan Brown’s execrable book “The Da Vinci Code”. Go, look, and you’ll discover the truth of this for yourself.
There is also a sub-clause, which states that if you DON’T find DVC in a particular charity shop, there will be two copies in the next one you visit. Or maybe one of his other equally naff tomes. try it out. It’s a fun game to play while Mrs. Wombat* is looking at endless jumpers and handbags.
* insert your OH’s name here.