How to do sex, by @doodledawne

“When a man & a lady like each other they have a special cuddle. The man gives the lady a box of eggs & sprinkles seeds on them. So… then the lady does a special whistle and the man’s flute stands up, then the lady plays a special tune on the flute and the man sings a special high pitched song.

“Then the man does windypops and falls asleep and the lady does a special grumble and has a cup of tea and a hobnob.

“The end.”

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About wombat37

A Yorkshireman in the green hills of Lancashire, UK Not a real wombat, obviously, or typing would become an issue. I do have short legs and a hairy nose, however. Oh, & a distinctive smell.

Posted on April 26, 2013, in How to do sex, Sex scenes scare me, Twitter. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. If only….. goes off to have special grumble.

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