How to do sex, by @doodledawne
“When a man & a lady like each other they have a special cuddle. The man gives the lady a box of eggs & sprinkles seeds on them. So… then the lady does a special whistle and the man’s flute stands up, then the lady plays a special tune on the flute and the man sings a special high pitched song.
“Then the man does windypops and falls asleep and the lady does a special grumble and has a cup of tea and a hobnob.