Category Archives: #Nuddy

#NuddyChristmas on Christmas Eve?

28QrapNQ_400x400Look at that innocent face (and rather fine baubly earring). Innocent-looking indeed, and yet the gobsmackingly beautiful @Gaiamojo has urged me to have #NuddyChristmas again this year after we indulged in a hugely giggly risqué Twitter thread a week or two back. Also involved, I hope, will be @chrispinto and @jo_parry_tweets

…and you, if you feel brave and full of fun. On Christmas Eve (after nine, so as not to frighten the kiddies, you are invited to join us in posting a picture of yourself naked but for something Christmassy in a strategic spot. Use the hashtag #NuddyChristmas so that people can see and comment and chat and giggle and join in.

Remember – Christmas Eve, after 9pm.

dscf1040And the ground rules remain the same – no porn (though eroticism is fine), and no posting photos of someone else without permission. Remember, there should be something Christmassy in your pic (booze will do!). Other than that, use your imagination and your wit to amuse those assembled when you post your pic on Twitter using the #NuddyChristmas hashtag. If you need ideas, check out the previous #NuddyChristmas.

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#NuddyChristmas–a festive joy

Although rather more sparsely attended than its noteworthy predecessors, presumably because many of the usual suspects had other calls on their time, this fourth in the #Nuddy trilogy featured some remarkably artistic entries from courageous funsters. My eternal thanks to you all – I hope that thumbing your noses* at convention left you with a feeling of pride.

*not to mention other protruberances

Sixteen gorgeous people took part, rather more men than women this time, which was a switch from the previous three events. On with the pics, in roughly the order they were taken:

So here it is...

 

As usual, though, I’ll start with mine. Woefully unimaginative, and hard to capture as Father Christmas kept falling over, resulting in a series of outtakes that will never be inflicted upon the world. Sexy feet, huh?

Merry Christmas!

 

 

 

Here’s our very own @Grumpy_Mel, one of my long-standing Twitter heroes. As he puts it so succinctly, “Christmas just wouldn’t be Christmas without a reindeer mankini.”

 

 

Everybody's...

 

 

...having fun.

 

Here’s @louietwist, doing some unwrapping in one of the more action-packed photos of the set, and exclaiming “My eyes my beautiful eyes!” as she turns to spot @iannlou over on the right there.

 

 

 

Look to the...

 

 

A mug, a mat, and a hairy @samuraicicero – “Welp. Merry Christmas.” he squeaks.

 

 

...future now.

 

 

 

 

“Oh well, if you insist,” purrs @och23, setting off her gorgeous hair with perfectly colour-matched tinsel.

 

 

It's only just...

 

And here’s bad boy @vanished hippo, who, after a hard day of eating, likes nothing better than to relax with a stocking on. That’s a big one. Just saying.

 

...begu - hu- un.

 

“Happy Christmas Everyone!” cries @kyotowolf, over on the right there, while keeping his baubles well out of sight. Sensible boy.

 

 

IT'S...

 

 

 

 

 

...CHRISTMAAAAS!

 

 

 

 

Ah, ma belle @gemmajoobjoob dit “Ho Ho Ho” et pour une raison étrange me fait commence à parler en Français. Une femme puissante en effet, comme le montre par son recrutement de la digne @bieredeluxe dans le plaisir #NuddyChristmas.

 

 

A little bit of Slade for you there...

 

 

Ah, that’s better. @sjcoltrane has put an end to my French shenanigans. “Here we go,” he says, “Santa’s role isn’t very prominent, but I was in a hurry.” Thankfully, he was prominent enough.

 

 Next on Radio Wombat, Jonah Lewie is going to  stop that cavalry!

 

 

 

Welcome newcomer to #NuddyPics @baronhawkey, who seems to have turned his belly into Santa’s face – unless that’s not actually a fake beard, and his pubes are really like that. Scared now.

 

 

I'll just twiddle the tuner, hang on...

 

 

A couple from the delightful @WitchofScience now; on the left one of her remarkable #AdventBoobs series.

…while on the right you’ll see one of the sexiest #Nuddy photos ever, Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here, to say we're doing splendidly...at least for those of us of a certain age. Bless Gizzy’s little cotton socks. Oh, she’s not wearing any. Or much else…

 

 

...but it's very cold out here in the snow marching to and from the enemy.

 

 

 

Behold the arse of @davidtims, man of the world. “I hope you appreciate,” he says “That not only has Kamini been forced to take several naked photos of me this evening, she is also witnessing me sending a naked picture of myself to a man I met on the internet.” Lots of men, David, and not a few women either. That should make her feel better.

 

 

I have had enough.Oh I say it's tough,Mr. @sjnewton, ever the gent, posted the first arousing pic of two expressly for @TheFlossieTP, @dawbes and @QuantumTree, but here you can all enjoy his enormous hat. The second, more artistic pose, will arouse yearnings in even the most stoic of viewers. Look at his lovely pom-pom.

 

 

Can you stop the cavalry?

 

Last, but never the least, everyone’s fantasy woman @BottyB lights up all our hearts with a veritable work of art.

Dummy dummy dum dum dummy dummy dum...

 

 

And I couldn’t resist including her outtake when her knockers exploded with light. In the words of the bequiling Zoe herself – Merry Christmas Everyone!

#NuddyChristmas–extended to New Year’s Day!

bottyb Oops! Wrong picture  Merry Christmas everyone x_iannlou my eyes my beautiful eyes#NuddyChristmas has moved a little more slowly than its predecessors #NuddyBooze, #NuddyFood or #NuddyTeddy, but maybe that’s due to people having family around at Christmas. Those that have joined in have been intelligent and amusing, as usual. Bravo, mes amis.

Quite a few of you have said that privacy to take a pic was a problem, and expressed a wish still to join in. Well, go on then – you’ve got until the New Year. Get yourself tiddly on New Year’s Eve and take a photo in the nip. There’s no better way to celebrate (well, there is, but don’t photograph yourself doing that, for heaven’s sake). Here’s a reminder of the guidelines for…

 

#NuddyChristmas

 

As usual, the driving force here is FUN, not filth. Do not feel pressured to take part – no one will judge you for avoiding this.

And the ground rules remain the same – no porn (though eroticism is fine), and no posting photos of someone else. Also, there should be something Christmassy in your pic (booze will do!). Other than that, use your imagination and your wit to amuse those assembled when you post your pic on Twitter using the #NuddyChristmas hashtag. If you need ideas, check out the previous three events on the links above and you can follow all the fun HERE http://twubs.com/NuddyChristmas

I’ll gather the pics into a blog to be posted after the event, unless you tell me not to.

Part Four of the #Nuddy trilogy, coming soon

@bottyB@captain_doodleDo you remember the fun-packed days of #NuddyBooze, #NuddyFood and #NuddyTeddy, as remembered by our models Zoe and Richard here? Do you miss them terribly? Do you wish you could step outside of your comfort zone once again and enjoy the exotic thrill of posting a naked photograph of yourself on Twitter? With a strategically placed bit of doodah such as a wine bottle, baguette or a weird stuffed lizard thing*? Now you need wait no longer! This Christmas, you can use tinsel, baubles, even trees to hide your naughty bits as we all enjoy a jolly

#NuddyChristmas

As usual, the driving force here is FUN, not filth. Do not feel pressured to take part – no one will judge you for avoiding this.

And the ground rules remain the same – no porn (though eroticism is fine), and no posting photos of someone else. Also, there should be something Christmassy in your pic. Other than that, use your imagination and your wit to amuse those assembled when you post your pic on either Christmas Day or Boxing Day using the #NuddyChristmas hashtag. (Obviously, you don’t have to wait till then to actually take the thing). If you need ideas, check out the previous three events on the links above.

I’ll gather the pics into a blog to be posted after the event, unless you tell me not to. Also, be aware that several picture hosting sites are a bit weird & might take your pic down before I see it.

You can follow all the fun HERE http://twubs.com/NuddyChristmas

*oh wait, it’s a catbus. Totoro FTW.

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